I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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