i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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