either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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