It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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