Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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