i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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