when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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