How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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