It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
did i walk over a car last night?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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