Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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