Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
soo... how was my night?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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