thus making me awesome and them whores
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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