i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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