i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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