a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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