Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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