let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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