I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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