We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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