I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Randomize
