ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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