Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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