We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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