I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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