Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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