If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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