Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
