his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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