he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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