My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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