Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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