ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
PANTIES FOUND
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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