so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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