my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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