brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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