Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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