If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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