They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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