The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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