its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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