Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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