you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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