so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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