I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
