I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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