if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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