Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
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i will never coherently bang her
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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