Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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