Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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