How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
