I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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