I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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