Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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