office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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