is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
