physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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