3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just cut my nipple shaving
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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