it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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