just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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